Now I know how and why men can be so cheap. Give me a guy with a nice ass in tight pants and I'm ogling. Give me a guy with long slim legs in tight pants and I'm writhing on the pavement in ecstasy. It doesn't matter what they look like. Someone once said the shirt makes the man, but I'm gonna modify that and say, the suit and the pants make the man. In all seriousness, I say that's just delicious.

Yesterday's TNP has a picture of this Australian woman walking hand in hand with the crown prince of Denmark. She's lucky, cos he's a dish. He's a bloody cross between Brett Anderson and Hugh Grant! This sucks, how come I never meet anyone who is 'charming, funny and has a very kind heart'? Pants.

posted by beautiful at 9:14 pm