I am becoming benevolent, I swear it. I actually smiled at this guy who cut my queue at Guardian Pharmacy yesterday, and I said 'it's okay' even when he quickly stepped back. And I'm totally not sure about this, but I think I heard Tori Amos sing about Confucius just now. Is it an omen? Am I going to convert? GAH!

posted by beautiful at 8:16 am

What am I doing on Valentine's Day? I am eating my hundredth phallus-like Dove Amicelli stick in front of the computer, listening to someone in my family sing Skeeter Davis's End of the World and joining in on the chorus. Although the chocolate and my natural ability make me sound like Uncle Fester. Indeed, it does feel like the end of an era. What lies ahead I wonder?

posted by beautiful at 8:24 pm

I hate The Analects. If I see the word 'benevolent' once more I am going to blow chunks.

posted by beautiful at 5:25 am

I just cooked sweet and sour pork and it came out wrong. Sauce too thick, meat too lean, corn starch let me down AGAIN. Did it actually cross my mind that cooking is like making love? Wait, not that I'll ever find out.

Can you not go? I need you. And can I not send you off at the airport? I'm not strong enough to say goodbye, I don't want to be seen bawling my eyes out. I miss you already.

posted by beautiful at 2:23 am

I'm going blind trying to squeeze all the information I can't be arsed to memorise onto a sheet of A4. Thank God I had the sense to skip school today because after 3 hours at it, I'm only done with 25%. Hang on a minute - did I just talk in percentage??????? *scream*

posted by beautiful at 2:03 am