Hey Chloe, the Shoutouts are malfunctioning. Again. Please please post what you have to say on your blog or something. I was reading the website's episode guide and they said that Vaughn and Sydney had agreed to a romantic tryst in Nice. Did they really? How'd I miss THAT?

posted by beautiful at 12:50 am

I caught Suede Live in Singapore again on MTV last night. Honestly, I didn't remember it being like that. I didn't recall each song lasting so long. The moment must have passed me by last year. My thoughts drifted to Hannah and Daphne as I watched them perform Trash. We've seen Suede perform live twice together, so it's something like a binding ritual. You might find it trivial, but I think it's special. I'm going to miss them so much when they've left.

posted by beautiful at 12:46 am

The smallest things piss me off.

I am/have been accepted as* a student of ....... (*delete where applicable)

My head positively pounds. What kind of idiot phrased this fucking sentence?? I HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED. I AM A STUDENT. THERE IS NO DISTINGUISHING POINT BETWEEN THE TWO. Dumb fucker. How am I supposed to fill in this form.

Headache number two is the Interbank Giro form, where it is imperative that the signature of the account holder (my 95 year old mother) matches the signature of the bank records. (Otherwise your application is rejected and then the government sues you for not paying school fees on time.) My mother's first attempt at signing is botched by a pen that runs out of ink halfway. Okay, never mind that it looks ugly, or even worse, like someone tried to forge her signature. Try again. My mother is now under pressure to perform and conjures up a signature that looks nothing like usual one. FUCK IT!!!! Blood pressure hits 175mmHg, or whichever level that is deemed fatal. Apparently not. Solution to problem? Ask her to sign a third time, but in a no stress situation like when she's watching Under One Roof. In the meantime, die of hypertension. The end.

posted by beautiful at 5:18 am