My stomach was churning with acid last night - blame it on poor eating habits, irregular meals and constant oscillations between salads one day and prawn rolls the next.

I'm so pissed that there isn't any news of Suede in the local publications. If anyone sees them in IS or that weird IT Upload magazine can you please please keep it for me? Meanwhile I've put the WHSmith staff on a Suede alert. And where personal obsessions are concerned, my brother shipped a Hawaiian girl in from the States yesterday and paid a whopping US$41 for a little plastic figurine that bops around on the dashboard. I was squinting at the mailer cos there were two models advertised - the Daring and the Decent.

Me: What's the difference? I can't tell!
Chris: You can see Daring's nipples.
Me: Oh. So which one did you order?
Chris: The Decent.

posted by beautiful at 6:51 pm